Probably not.  But I'm on what they call in the industry a* "Ursher roll," so here's some more hot signature dance moves for you to digest.


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Alright.  Next video.  Justin Bieber "featuring" Usher (basically like saying Jesus Christ [ft. God]) in Somebody to Love:

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Where to begin?  I guess the Bieb's black power fist is as good a place as any:

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OK, enough lallygagging about.  Time to get down to business.  This is serious stuff.  We need to discuss the beauty that is Usher (known aliases: Ursher, Ursher Baby, Daddy, UR, Yeah Man).  And I'm not talking vintage Usher, or even the seminal remix of Papers featuring Goat.  Right here, right now, it's all about two songs.

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How about this Britney Spears, am I right?  What's up with that?

Yeah.

Apropos of nothing, not at all timely, and really not my usual M.O., I'm going to defend Britney...of over a year ago.  Maybe it's because I'm blogging for like 7 now (as in, if you're reading this on your friends page, I am all your friends).  Maybe it's because I'm stuck in ( Read more... )

Hulu has outdone itself by putting up the entire first season of He-Man.  It's even better than I remember.  The voiceacting and writing are truly majestic-simultaneously completely sincere and completely lazy; new and extremely creative characters appear out of nowhere thanks to the fact that the show was designed for the sole purpose of selling ( Read more... )

OK, fine. Here:

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Have you seen that Kanye video where he's running through the woods with his shirt coming off and Baby Spice is rap-talking about something "whack and corny" while a brimstone comet shoots through the atmosphere, and then suddenly Kanye's driving through the woods in a fancy exotic car singing about Urkel and how he got a lot of head in Sleepy ( Read more... )